
A long, long few days ago, in a camp far, far nearby there was a happy group of campers called Lightswitch. Among them was an innocent, happy boy named Jeremy. Jeremy was thoroughly enjoying the evening and spending time with his friends, but that was all about to change.
Jeremy and his friends were up quite late that night enjoying one another’s company and doing things all together (someone should come up with a slogan catchier than that, something like “if or when we do something, we do it inclusively as long as people can make it”). When they were finally ready to go to bed, the guys went to their cabin, only to find that a lumberjack named Jacob was in the middle of an anti-tree campaign that would have prevented the sleep of anyone who stayed in the cabin.
Luckily, there was a vacant cabin next door. Jeremy and his friends decided that they would spend the night in this cabin instead. This would be a decision Jeremy would later regret, for in this cabin lived something far worse than a noise violation comparable to a jetliner taking off. Yes, in this cabin were the bed bugs, silently waiting to feast upon the unaware (and quite tired) Jeremy.
So Jeremy and his friends got ready for bed. At this point it was discovered that the cabin also had an unusually high population of nocturnas theologous (commonly referred to as nocturnal theologians). These creatures were harmless, however, (and rather intriguing) so Jeremy (as interested as he was) soon drifted off to sleep to the sounds of Bible doctrine and an African American bedtime dance.
40 minutes later…
Jeremy awoke to find the nocturnas theologous still chirping their sweet salvation songs, but something wasn’t quite right. Jeremy’s eyes quickly settled on a small bug scuttering its way across the bunk-bed wall. Jeremy quickly reverted to the girly influences of his upbringing and jumped out of bed in a way that made some think he was sleep-walking. When asked what the problem was he muttered something about bugs. At which point “He Who Knows These Things” (a.k.a. Ben Rodgers) verified that it was indeed the dreaded bed bug. This was the beginning of the infamous night of the bed bugs. To be continued in a future post.
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